Sunday, July 26, 2026

Review of "Bertie's Theory of Ice Cream: A 44 Scotland Street Novel" by Alexander McCall Smith

  

This is the 18th book in the "44 Scotland Street" series. It can be read as a standalone, but familiarity with the series is a plus.



In these affable, humorous books Alexander McCall Smith follows the lives of a group of people who reside in Edinburgh's "New Town" neighborhood. Many of the characters live in apartments at 44 Scotland Street - and others are their neighbors, friends and acquaintances.

*****

Portrait artist Angus and his loyal dog Cyril are taking a walk around their Edinburgh neighborhood for exercise and fresh air.



Angus and Cyril happen to meet Sister Maria-Fiore del Fiori di Montagna, a relative newcomer to Edinburgh. Sister Maria-Fiore, who wears an elegant tartan habit, is known for her trite original aphorisms and her rapid rise on the Edinburgh social ladder.



The nun is seen at every exhibition opening, attends the opening of parliamentary sessions, is at the national day celebrations of every consulate, is an honorary member of the Watsonian Society, is an honorary patron of both Scottish Opera and the Royal Scottish Museum, and is a trustee of the National Galleries of Scotland.

And to Angus's IMMENSE ENVY, Sister Maria Fiore has now been elected a member of the Honourable Company of Edinburgh Golfers. There is no higher peak to scale, with or without oxygen.



Later on, Sister Maria-Fiore tells Angus she has a piece of the Stone of Scone. This famous stone had been used in the coronation of Scottish monarchs before it was taken to England in 1296. In 1950 it was stolen back by Scotsmen, then returned to England. Somehow, the nun got hold of a piece, and she wants Angus to help her keep it secret and safe.



*****

Art gallery owner Matthew and his wife Elspeth are raising their 7-year-old triplets, Rognvald, Fergus, and Tobermory, in the suburbs near Edinburgh.



When Matthew goes over to welcome the new neighbors, Robert and Maureen, the couple are hoity-toity about their carbon-neutral vegan lifestyle, and suggest Matthew's family is irresponsible and wasteful. This annoys Matthew no end.



So when Robert and Maureen's unhappy dog Ralph - who objects to being a vegan - keeps coming over to play with the triplets and eat sausages, Matthew devises a plan to keep him.



*****

Bruce, an erstwhile surveyor, is proud of his spectacular good looks, which have always attracted rich girlfriends. However, Bruce knows he won't be gorgeous forever, and embarks on a money-making real estate scheme that has an unanticipated outcome.



*****

Affable Big Lou, who owns Big Lou's Coffee Shop, overhears a conversation between two patrons.



The men are the chairman and secretary of the Association of Scottish Nudists. The Edinburgh contingent of the nudist society is at odds with the Glasgow members, who want to move the association from Moray Place to new headquarters. The secretary resists, despite the fact he's cold-shouldered by Moray Place residents who don't like nudists in their midst - even though he offers them a cut-rate membership subscription.



*****

Seven-year-old Bertie Pollock is the star of the series.



For all his young life, Bertie has been the project of his mother Irene, who made Bertie go for psychoanalysis, subjected him to a sensory-deprivation tank, and made him take saxophone lessons, yoga classes, Italian lessons, and more. Irene also gave Bertie a little brother, who suspiciously resembles Bertie's psychoanalyst, Dr. Fairbairn.



Luckily for Bertie and his father Stuart, Irene went off to study for a Ph.D. with Dr. Fairbairn. Irene then fell in love with a fisherman in northern Scotland, and moved in with him.



Now Bertie is being raised by his father and his grandmother Nicola, with occasional visits from Irene.



Irene hasn't completely abandoned project Bertie, though, and makes plans to get Bertie an Irish passport, preceded by tutoring in Irish culture.



In the meantime, grandma Nicola has a 'meet cute' with a nice-looking cyclist named David, whose bag of potatoes breaks and litters the street. Later on, when David suggests he and Nicola see a Scottish opera together, Nicola is excited about the date, which doesn't go as expected.




Meanwhile, Bertie is still being tormented by his classmate Olive.



Olive insists she's Bertie's fiancée and bosses him around mercilessly. This time, Olive makes Bertie join her bookclub, so his mind doesn't dwell on things that are bad for him. By this Olive means Bertie's friend Ranald Braveheart Macperson, whom Olive doesn't like. (I'd love to see Bertie tell Olive to get lost....maybe in a future book.)



Regardless, Bertie and Ranald go off and have an unexpected adventure.

*****

The story winds up when Angus and his wife Domenica have a buffet dinner party for their friends, and Angus reads a lovely poem.



As always, it's a pleasure to visit with the folks in Edinburgh and its suburbs. I look forward to the next installment in the series.

Thanks to Netgalley, Alexander McCall Smith, and Vintage for an ARC of the book.

Rating: 4 stars 

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