Thursday, November 7, 2019

Review of "Spook Country: Blue Ant #2" by William Gibson




In this 2nd book in the 'Blue Ant' series, the owner of the inscrutable Blue Ant Company - eccentric billionaire Hubertus Bigend - takes an interest in a new art form. The book can be read as a standalone with no problem.



Spook Country follows three groups of characters whose story threads merge as the narrative unfolds. The action moves from various parts of the United States to Canada as the protagonists pursue their agendas.

*****

Entrepreneur Hubertus Bigend has commissioned budding journalist Hollis Henry to write an article about 'locative art' for his new enterprise, Node magazine. Locative art, which is composed of images superimposed on the real world, must be viewed with a Virtual Reality headset. So pedestrians might stroll right past locative artworks, completely unaware.



To demonstrate this new art form, Hollis is shown an image of River Phoenix's body on the (actual) Los Angeles street where he collapsed before he died, and an image of a giant squid hovering in a warehouse.


River Phoenix collapsed in front of The Viper Room



The cutting edge technology needed to display locative art is facilitated by a reclusive oddball genius named Bobby Chombo, who also does work for the military.

It seems that Hubertus Bigend has an agenda, because he urges Hollis to interview Chombo for her article. Chombo is an introvert who almost never meets new people.



However, Hollis has an ace up her sleeve. She was once a member of the (now defunct) cult band Curfew, which Chombo liked, so she has a slight 'in' with the tech expert.

In time Hollis learns that Chombo is using his electronic know-how to track a cargo container that's been ping-ponging around the world for years. This container turns out to be the MacGuffin in the story.



*****

Tito is a young man of Chinese-Russian-Cuban heritage whose family is a self-contained criminal enterprise.



Tito's relatives are involved in forgery, espionage, money-laundering, illegal immigration, and so on. The head of Tito's family, called 'the old man', was once a United States government operative, probably in some intelligence/counter-intelligence department.



Tito is an expert in 'Systema' (a sort of parkour used to escape adversaries) and has personal Santeria gods protecting him, so he's almost untouchable as he goes about his business. Tito's occupation seems to be receiving and sending messages written in the invented language Volapuk (encoded in Russian) and delivering IPODs containing encrypted information to the old man.



As things shake out, Tito is eventually dispatched to perform a risky mission that involves the aforementioned cargo container.

*****

Brown is a shadowy personage - perhaps a former American military man - who has wired Tito's room to record incoming/outgoing Volapuk messages.



However, Brown doesn't understand Volapuk, so he abducts Milgrim - a homeless vagrant addicted to anti-anxiety drugs - who's an expert in the lingo.



Milgrim can understand Volapuk, including the idioms, and translate it into English. Brown keeps Milgrim from escaping by giving him drugs and issuing dire threats.

Milgrim, who's one of the book's narrators, isn't too bothered by his captivity because he gets the drugs he needs; has a stolen book about obscure medieval religions to read; gets to stay in decent hotel rooms; and is provided with regular meals - often in restaurants.



Druggie Milgrim has little interest in Brown's ultimate objectives, but he does note that Brown and his cohorts want to intercept Tito and snag one of the encrypted IPODs.

In time it becomes clear that Brown and company ALSO have an interest in the cargo container.

*****

The story is enhanced by additional characters and situations that add interest to the book. For instance, Hollis works with an art curator, Odile Richard, who makes robotic vacuums out of white Legos; and Hollis meets a locative artist, Alberto Corrales, who specializes in portraying dead celebrities.

Hollis also sees a couple of her former bandmates, philosophical Inchmale and versatile Laura. Laura is a formidable woman, who - when she fears Hollis is in danger - fashions a weapon out of an axe handle.



For his part, mixed-heritage Tito has a large number of family members - including numerous uncles and cousins - who are on hand to help when he needs assistance. And even loner Brown speaks to cronies on the phone, planning his secretive moves.

The author has a deft hand with conspiracies, and drops hints in the story that lead to 'aha' moments at the book's climax. All this is good fun, and the book is well-written and worth reading.


Rating: 3.5 stars

Wednesday, November 6, 2019

Review of "I See You: A Novel of Suspense" by Clare Mackintosh




Like thousands of city residents, fortyish Zoe Walker commutes to work every day on the London Underground - contending with the noise, jostling, and strangers packed too close. One day, while perusing the 'London Gazette' on the train, Zoe is startled to see a picture of herself.



There, among ads for escort services and dating sites, is her photo - associated with an ad for 'FINDTHEONE.com.' When Zoe tries the ad's phone number and web address, the number doesn't work and the site requires an unknown password.

When she gets home, Zoe shares her discovery with her live-in boyfriend Simon and her children, 22-year-old Justin and 19-year-old Katie.



They're skeptical that the Gazette photo is actually Zoe, and downplay her concerns. Nevertheless, Zoe continues to check the ad regularly - noting that it features a different female's photo every day. Zoe soon realizes that the women in the photos seem to be the targets of crimes, such as stolen keys and a break-in.



Zoe brings this to the attention of Police Constable Kelly Swift, a disgraced/demoted detective who's now assigned to policing the Underground.













Kelly badly wants to redeem herself, and - and when one of the 'photo women' is murdered - manages to get herself seconded to the Murder Investigation Team (MIT). With Kelly's help the MIT discovers that one of the FINDTHEONE' women was raped, and others were crime victims as well.



As for Zoe, she notices that a well-dressed gent seems to be stalking her on the Underground. Moreover, when Zoe almost 'falls' onto the tracks, the man pulls her back.....and asks for a date. Zoe becomes increasingly paranoid, fearing that various commuters are ogling and chasing her.

On top of that, Zoe has personal concerns. Zoe's son Justin, a computer nerd who works in a coffee shop - tends to sponge off his mother;



Zoe's daughter Katie, an aspiring actress, is dating a handsome, older director who seems shady;



and Zoe's boyfriend Simon has been grouchy lately, and resentful of her ex-husband (Justin and Katie's dad).



Zoe's only moments of relaxation seem to be with her friend and neighbor Melissa, who's always good for a conversation and a cuppa.

Meanwhile, the MIT is making progress with their inquiries, and Kelly advises Zoe to be super careful....and to alter her travel habits. Interspersed with the actual events in the story are creepy observations from the 'perp', explaining the sinister behavior.



Events in the book escalate to a finale that reveals all, and there are some twists and surprises.

                                                                   SPOILER ALERT 


 I think, in an effort to up the ante for readers who've come to anticipate 'big twists' at the end of thrillers, some authors go overboard.....and stretch credibility beyond the breaking point. For me, that's the case with this book. I didn't buy the epilogue.

                                                              END SPOILER ALERT

Overall, I enjoyed the novel. The premise of the story, that our 'personal information' is too public, is very relevant to modern times. And the main characters are fleshed out and interesting. On the downside, the middle of the story moves rather slowly, but this is a minor quibble.

The book is entertaining, and I'd recommend it to fans of thrillers. 


Rating: 3 stars

Monday, November 4, 2019

Review of "Life Will Be the Death of Me.....and You Too!: A Memoir" by Chelsea Handler






Chelsea Handler

Chelsea Handler is an American comic, actress, writer, television host, producer, and activist. Chelsea's a funny gal, but she takes a serious look at her life in this book - written as a result of a mid-life crisis triggered by Donald Trump's election. "The news was giving me diarrhea", Chelsea writes. "The whole administration was giving me diarrhea. My outrage was high."


Chelsea had a mid-life crisis after Trump's election

Chelsea excoriates Trump as well as 'vampiric Ivanka and Jared', and 'Sarah Suckabee Sanders.' Chelsea is especially offended by the women in the Trump administration who do a disservice to their own gender.

Chelsea acknowledges that she herself had a favored, successful life. Talented, pretty, Jewish, and driven, young Chelsea went to Hollywood and scored roles in movies and television before getting her own shows on E! and then Netflix.


Teen Chelsea Handler was talented and pretty

Nevertheless, at the age of 42 Chelsea felt that something about her life was off, and - following Trump's ascendancy - decided to get therapy. Thus, Chelsea started seeing 'a real psychiatrist', Dr. Dan Siegel.


Chelsea Handler's psychiatrist, Dr. Dan Siegel

Chelsea goes into detail about her therapy with Dan and recreates many of her conversations with the analyst. These sections are interspersed with anecdotes about Chelsea's life, some serious and some funny.

At Dan's suggestion, Chelsea took the Enneagram personality test, which shows you which of nine personality categories you fit into.



Chelsea decided she was a type 8 personality. "Eights are self-confident, strong, assertive, protective, resourceful, straight-talking, and decisive, but they can also be ego-centric and domineering. Eights typically have problems with their tempers and with allowing themselves to be vulnerable. At their Best: eights use their strength to improve others' lives, becoming heroic, magnanimous, and inspiring." At their worst, eights are sociopaths.

Chelsea observes that her dad and Donald Trump are also type 8 (I guess with Trump being on the sociopathic end of the scale.) Chelsea notes: "The best way to describe my father is that he's a lot like Donald Trump but less successful, thank God, otherwise the damage he could have unleashed on innocent people could have been more widespread.


Small Chelsea Handler and her father Melvin

Chelsea calls her dad a 'shyster' and observes - not quite jokingly - that he sexually harassed all the black and Latina women in his orbit.

During her analysis with Dan, Chelsea's epiphany comes when she realizes she hasn't properly dealt with the two biggest tragedies in her life: the death of her oldest brother Chet from a disastrous fall, and the death of her mother from cancer.

Chelsea writes, "My brother was the first man I ever slept with. The night I came home from the hospital my mom said that Chet, who was 13 at the time, asked if he could sleep with me....to which my mom agreed." Protective Chet had a rough night, though, since he worried about rolling over and crushing a two-day-old baby.

Chelsea asserts, "This gives you some insight into how interested my parents [Melvin and Rita Handler] were in raising children, or for that matter in using protection. They had 6 children and it's a miracle any of us are still breathing." Not to give the wrong impression, the Handlers loved their children, but had a laissez-faire attitude about rearing them. For instance, when pre-teen Chelsea walked into the house with a case of beer 'to try out', Rita just shrugged it off.


Chelsea Handler's parents, Melvin and Rita

Chelsea adored her brother Chet. He would pull her from the covers and swing her in a circle; drive her around and let her listen to music; and take her sailing. On boating jaunts with his siblings, Chet always upset the skiff, dropping everyone in the water and making them laugh hysterically.


Chelsea Handler's brother Chet

When Chelsea was 9 and Chet was 22, the family - who lived in New Jersey - planned a trip to their vacation cottage in Martha's Vineyard. Chet decided to go hiking first, at the Grand Canyon, Zion Canyon, and then the Grand Tetons. Chelsea fussed, but Chet promised he'd come home in a couple of weeks and join the family. He never did.


Grand Teton National Park in Wyoming

Chet fell down a mountain in the Grand Tetons, and was killed. On top of her intense grief and sorrow Chelsea worried about the optics. "Now everyone would know for sure our family was broken because now our family really WAS broken. We were already skating on thin ice because my parents were known to be less than traditional and a little bit too lackadaisical.....and now we had a dead brother because my parents let their son go hiking in the Grand Tetons and he had never hiked a mountain like that before. They were unfit, and now there was proof."


Young Chelsea Handler

Chelsea was bereft, and part of her continued to wait for Chet to return because he had promised he would. Moreover, the members of Chelsea's family withdrew into themselves, and she received no counseling or therapy. Thus, Chelsea's despair was locked up for decades, and deepened by her mother's illness.


Chelsea Handler and her mother Rita

Chelsea's mom Rita had several bouts with cancer. During Rita's final illness, when Chelsea was about 30, her dad Melvin was useless. Melvin just mooned around the hospital and went out to get himself food. Meanwhile, Chelsea raised hell about her mother being in a hospital room with a smoker, and harassed the nurses for more pain meds for her mom. In accordance with her type 8 personality, Chelsea stepped up, as she ALWAYS did as an adult.

Chelsea observes, "There are things you can do for other people that you could never do for yourself. Whenever I have trouble standing up for myself.....and yes it has happened.....I think about whether I would tolerate the situation if it were happening to one of my sisters, mother, daughter, or niece. If it's not acceptable for them, it's not acceptable for me."

Sadly, Chelsea's mother succumbed to the disease, adding to the comic's distress. Chelsea's therapy helped her work through the emotional impasse caused by her brother and mother's deaths.

During her analysis with Dan, Chelsea also learned that - though she was good at sympathy - she lacked empathy. Chelsea couldn't understand the feelings of others, and had to work with Dan to overcome this flaw. In the end, Chelsea made a documentary about white privilege; began to respect other people's feelings; came to comprehend other peoples' limits and boundaries; learned more about the ubiquity of sexual harassment; and so on.

On the lighter side, Chelsea talks about her cherished pets, an assortment of chow mix rescue pooches."Loving a dog makes you a kinder and fuller person" Chelsea says. Her 'first born' was Chunk, a regal hound who accompanied Chelsea to work and on her travels.


Chelsea Handler and Chunk

Then came Tammy, who'd survived more than one street fight and showed it. "Tammy had one dead ear, alopecia on her ass, a very scantily clad tail, and a gait that hinted she had sustained hip replacement surgery." Chelsea remarks, "I knew that with some maternal attention from my cleaning ladies and some serious nutrition I could turn that gait into a swagger."


Chelsea Handler and Tammy

Tammy (reluctantly) endured Chelsea's aggressive love for years until she went to doggie heaven. After Tammy's demise, Chelsea got two more chow mixes, a brother and sister called Bert and Bernice.


Chelsea Handler with Bert and Bernice

Tales about these two, especially Bert, are hilarious. Chelsea observes, "Burt has all the trappings I look for in a pet: long hair, weight management issues and laziness behind the eyes. Bert is slow on the uptake and is constantly confused by the same things he has done moments before. His memory is so short term that if I'm gone for a few hours, I have to re-introduce myself every time I come home. The dirty looks he throws my way when I try to gain re-entry into his world are so full of disdain that sometimes I don't even have the stomach for it."

Though Bert dismisses Chelsea's attempts at affection, he's smitten with Chelsea's Mexican housekeeper Mama and follows her everywhere. If Mama strolls away swinging her behind, Bert is right behind doing the same thing. Chelsea admits that, when Bert hides under the table, she tricks him into coming out by using a Mexican accent. To add insult to injury, Bert's sister Bernice plays dead when Chelsea approaches.

When Bert had to go on veterinarian-ordered diet, Chelsea came home after being away for five days and found Bert and Mama strutting around the house, both wearing ankle weights - two for Mama and four for Bert. Chelsea laments, "Bert and Mama had started their very own weight loss challenge and guess who didn't get the group text."

In another dog story, Chelsea writes about giving Chunk human sedatives during a plane trip, a mistake that resulted in one calamity after another. (It's a wonder the duo were ever allowed on an aircraft again. 😊 )


Chelsea Handler and Chunk on a plane

In other vignettes, Chelsea talks about her technological ignorance; her attraction to hunky Robert Mueller; a journey to Peru to take the hallucinogenic drug ayahuasca; the (inadvertently amusing) problems associated with burying her Mormon mother in a Jewish cemetery; her father's bypass surgery; her father's death; her marijuana expertise; and more.


Chelsea Handler with her father Melvin

Chelsea winds up by detailing 'The year I became me.' In the end, Chelsea put her money where her mouth is, gave up her Netflix show, and went out to get more women elected.


Chelsea Handler announced she was leaving her Netflix show



The book is worth reading, both to learn about Chelsea's healing journey, and to her enjoy her wit and humor.

Rating: 4 stars

Saturday, November 2, 2019

Review of "Devil's Bridge: An Alexandra Cooper Mystery" by Linda Fairstein




In this 17th book in the 'Alexandra Cooper' series, the lawyer is in serious trouble. The book can be read as a standalone, but knowledge of the series is advantageous.

*****

Assistant District Attorney Alexandra Cooper (Coop), who specializes in sex crimes, is prosecuting a violent predator when the trial is postponed.



Coop discovers that a mole in her department - who just married the defendant - pilfered confidential files about this case and others. In addition, the defendant has ties to a well-known shady preacher who donates large sums to politicians - including Coop's boss.



On the up side, Coop just learned that a thug named Raymond Tanner, who's been stalking and threatening her for months, has been arrested and put in jail. With no current trial and something to celebrate, Coop goes out to dinner with friends, then calls an Uber to take her home.....and disappears.



Coop's long-time colleague, and now boyfriend, Detective Mike Chapman is investigating an unrelated murder when he realizes that Coop has been incommunicado for too long.



Chapman fears Coop was abducted by a nefarious criminal (or criminal enterprise), and embarks on a mission to find her.....hopefully still alive. For assistance, Mike enlists fellow detectives to help with data mining, witness interviews, site searches, and so on.

Chapman's quest takes him all over the city, including Washington Heights and the George Washington Bridge;



The Statue of Liberty;



The Manhattan waterfront, and more.



Mike is frantic to find Coop, and not above using threats, force, and chicanery.

There's a bit of dissonance however, because Mike, whose hobby is military history, takes the time to expound - in detail - about ALL the historical sites he passes. This kind of thing is a hallmark of Fairstein's books, which always include a big dollop of New York City heritage. In this case, however, it doesn't fit with Mike's frantic search for his new love. (I mean, who would stop to expatiate about a hobbyhorse when their partner is in mortal danger? 😏)

Eventually a mysterious clue points Mike in the right direction, and a complex scheme is uncovered.



The story is standard Linda Fairstein, and fans of her writing would enjoy this book.


Rating: 3 stars