Saturday, October 20, 2018

Review of "How to be a Good Creature: A Memoir in Thirteen Animals" by Sy Montgomery




Sy Montgomery writes books and documentaries about animals for both children and adults. In this book, Montgomery shares stories about some of her favorite creatures, including her family pets; an octopus in an aquarium; and creatures in their natural environment.


Sy Montgomery

Montgomery travels around the world to research her books, and has visited the cloud forests of Papua New Guinea; Mongolia's Gobi Desert; Amazon rivers; the Australian Outback; and much more. Every animal Montgomery got to know was a good creature - "a marvel and perfect in his or her own way" - and each one helped her become a better person.

Sy's love affair with animals began when she was a child and her family adopted a Scottish terrier named Molly. Young Sy wanted to be just like Molly,"Fierce. Feral. Unstoppable." The author relates anecdotes about Molly breaking her tether to chase rabbits; stealing black dress socks and shaking them to death; capturing soccer balls and killing them; and being saluted as she trotted by the Women's Army Auxiliary Corps (though that might be because Molly was the General's canine).


A Scottish terrier

Sy was enraptured by Molly's "otherworldly powers" - the dog's enhanced abilities to hear, smell, and see in the dark. To learn more about these superpowers, little Sy intensely studied every inch of the canine, from her tongue to her anus - and daydreamed about running away with Molly, living in the woods, and learning the secrets of wild animals. Sy grew up to fulfill this ambition, and became a renowned naturalist and animal expert.

*****

Montgomery has studied animals of every description. For example, she made friends with three emus in the Australian Outback after, in her words, the first sight of them felt like a "shock stung the top of my head, like a laser bolt." To determine if emus were important dispersers of seeds, Montgomery spent her days searching for 'emu pies' and following the birds, who she named Black Head; Knackered Leg (for a leg injury); and Bald Throat (for a whitish patch on the neck).


An emu


'Black Head, Knackered Leg, and Bald Throat'

It took a while, but the huge flightless birds eventually accepted Montgomery's presence, allowing her to follow them and even sleep with them. The writer studied the emus for six months, and wept when it was time to return home, where she would miss the peace, joy, and satisfaction the birds had given her.

*****

Sy and her husband Howard Mansfield (the writer) live on a farm in Hancock, New Hampshire - perfect for raising animals. At a low point in Sy's life - when she was deeply depressed about the cancellation of a book deal and the loss of her father - Howard arranged for the adoption of a sick baby pig to cheer Sy up.

Sy Montgomery's husband, Howard Mansfield

The piglet, named Christopher Hogwood, needed warmth, love, and TLC - and caring for him helped Sy heal. Christopher loved to eat, play, snuggle, explore, and meet people, and he often broke out of his pen to visit the neighbors.....who would call Sy to retrieve him. Thus Christopher helped Sy make new friends, and gave her something to talk about at parties.


Christopher Hogwood when he was a young pig


Sy Montgomery with full grown Christopher Hogwood (750 pounds)

Christopher was soon joined by 'the ladies', a gaggle of black, sex-link hens gifted by Sy's friend. The chickens enjoyed being petted, picked up, and kissed on their combs.


Sy Montgomery and Howard Mansfield with 'the ladies'


Sy Montgomery feeding 'the ladies'


Sy Montgomery playing with one of her chickens

Then came Tess, a previously abused two-year-old black and white border collie - who liked to play with toys, catch frisbees, and go for hikes. Tess amazed Sy with her intelligence, strength, and agility.


Howard Mansfield with a border collie


A pet border collie

The menagerie at the farm attracted visitors from the entire neighborhood, especially two schoolgirls next door, who saved their lunches for Christopher, made him a 'pig spa' (for baths), and visited the farm every day - essentially becoming part of Sy and Howard's family. In essence, the domestic animals helped Sy (who's childless by choice) acquire a large extended family to love.

*****

Montgomery traveled to French Guiana in South America to meet the "Goliath birdeater", the largest tarantula on Earth, who has a leg span that can cover a person's face (think of the larval monster in the movie 'Alien' 😵☠ ).


A Goliath birdeater

In French Guiana, Sy fell in love with a tarantula called Clarabelle, who became the spider ambassador to a group of Guianan schoolchildren. The brave kids even consented to hold Clarabelle on their palms, and one little girl exclaimed, "Elle est belle, le monstre." (She is beautiful, the monster.)

[FYI: In graduate school I worked for an entomologist/arachnologist who whipped out a tarantula whenever he interviewed a new job applicant, just for fun. He probably lost a few prospective employees. 😁]


Sy Montgomery with a tarantula

Other animals Montgomery writes about in the book include:
- An ermine that, following its instincts, killed one of the farm's pet chickens (Sy was sad but doesn't hold a grudge).
- Tree kangaroos in Papua New Guinea - which required three days of arduous mountain hiking to reach.
- A giant Pacific octopus called Octavia, who lived in the New England Aquarium and liked to embrace Montgomery's arms with her tentacles.


An ermine


A tree kangaroo



Octavia the octopus


Sy Montgomery with Octavia the octopus

*****

When - at ripe old ages - Christopher (the pig) and Tess (the dog) died, Montgomery was so grief-stricken that she considered suicide. Sy's hair fell out, her gums bled, and her brain misfired, making it hard to remember words. Months later Tess came to Sy in a dream, showing her a new border collie to adopt. After considerable searching, on border collie rescue sites and at rescue facilities, a friend came up with the exact right dog. Sy's husband Howard took some convincing, but soon enough Sally - a female border collie who'd been seriously mistreated - came to the farm.

Sally was a handful! She dug holes in the lawn; constantly ate and rolled in other animals' poop; and ate any food she could reach - including Howard's crab cakes; a birthday cake; an entire box of oatmeal; lunches out of backpacks; and sandwiches on their way to a person's mouth. But Sally was also a fun playmate, an enthusiastic hiker, and an affectionate pooch. Sally loved to be kissed and brushed, and she made Sy "unspeakably happy."

After Sally passed away, Sy and Howard got a third border collie called Thurber, who's "so happy that he sings." Thurber is especially prone to howl along with morning radio; Bruce Springsteen; and the songs 'Say Something' and "Gracias a la Vida."

*****

In addition to talking about her animals, Montgomery includes snippets about her personal life - which wasn't always easy. In addition to suffering from repeated bouts of deep depression following the loss of people and animals, Montgomery had a fraught relationship with her parents.

According to Sy's aunt, her mother smothered and shook her repeatedly when she was a baby, because her crying "ruined mom's cocktail hour." Whatever happened, two-year-old Sy fell dangerously ill, and didn't play, talk, or grow for months. Sy's parents worked hard to make her well, and small Sy's love of animals (including Molly) helped her recover.

Montgomery's parents also rejected her as an adult, after she became a naturalist. They were disappointed that she didn't train for the army in college and adopt their lifestyle. Sy's parents kept a membership for her at both the 'Army Navy Town Club' and 'Army Navy Country Club' in Washington, D.C., hoping she'd meet a suitable military man. Instead, Sy married a middle-class, liberal Jewish writer.

A week after the wedding, Sy's wealthy, conservative Methodist father wrote her a letter in which he formally disowned her and compared her to "the serpent that did sting thy father's life" (a quote from Hamlet). Sy later (more or less) reconciled with her parents, but they never allowed her husband Howard into their home.

Nevertheless, in her acknowledgements Montgomery notes that, although she and her parents had many disagreements, "I always loved them. I know that, in their own way, they loved me, too." Sy notes that she wouldn't have wanted any other parents, because her folks made her the determined person she is.

At the end of the story, Montgomery lists the ten books that inspired her to write about the natural world, and the books she's penned for adults and children.

Because of the personal anecdotes, this book is probably suitable for ages 12 to adult (though small children would like the animal stories).

I enjoyed the book and recommend it to people interested in animals and nature.

Thanks to Netgalley, the author (Sy Montgomery), and the publisher (Houghton Mifflin Harcourt) for a copy of the book.


Rating: 4 stars

Thursday, October 18, 2018

Review of "Christmas Bliss: A Weezie and BeBe Mystery" by Mary Kay Andrews




In this 4th book in the 'Weezie and Bebe Mysteries', set in Savannah, Georgia, a couple of big events are in the offing. The book can be read as a standalone.

*****

As the story opens, Weezie Foley has a lot on her mind. She's making arrangements for her Christmas Eve wedding to Daniel Stipanek, which is a week away; she's on the hunt for vintage treasures to sell in her antique shop; and she has to convince her reluctant best friend BeBe Loudermilk, who's almost 8 months pregnant, to attend her own baby shower.

To add to Weezie's concerns, Daniel is the current 'guest chef' at a New York City restaurant, and the eatery owner - who looks like a young Sophia Loren - is leaning all over Daniel in a promotional newspaper photo.

Sophia Loren


Weezie's wedding venue is her own home, and she was hoping for a small simple affair. That's apparently not to be however, because the people supplying the food and flowers (all of whom are Weezie's colleagues/friends) have other ideas. Thus Weezie has to taste dozens of fancy hors d'oeuvres; 





survey decorations fit for a palace; 



and make sure she doesn't have a 'William and Kate' type spectacle - which her friends Cookie and Manny would happily arrange if she let them. 😊



Weezie's pal BeBe, meanwhile, has concerns of her own. She's busy running her small hotel; her belly is huge; her feet are swollen; and her baby's live-in father, Harry - who works as Captain of a charter fishing boat - is away a lot. In addition, BeBe learns something about her creepy first husband Richard that could impact her life. The mystery part of the book revolves around BeBe's attempts to find Richard and straighten things out, which proves hard to do.

For the most part, the story is a light-hearted romp, including fun scenes of BeBe's baby shower, which features life-size naked-baby balloons and games like 'the dirty diaper guessing game.'



Dirty diaper guessing game (don't worry....it's candy)


On the seriocomic side, BeBe does a spot of breaking and entering; enlists the help of the Coast Guard; and deals with the contractors refurbishing her house, who tend to substitute their own ideas for hers.

In the midst of all the mayhem, Weezie impulsively decides to visit Daniel in New York City, and her whirlwind sightseeing and thrift store shopping is fun and entertaining. Weezie gets to take the subway, see Rockefeller Center's Christmas tree;, visit the Plaza Hotel; enjoy a Broadway show, have a luxe dinner; and more. Weezie also picks up some wonderful goodies for her antique store.....some of which are put to good use at the wedding.

The book includes appearances by popular ongoing characters, including: Weezie's mom - a notoriously bad cook who insists on baking the groom's cake; Weezie's dad - who seems to be developing dementia; Weezie's attorney uncle, who's in danger of breaking the law; and a couple of beloved pet dogs who add to the havoc.

I enjoyed the book, which is a pleasant light read. Recommended to fans of Southern chick-lit mysteries. 

Rating: 3 stars

Wednesday, October 17, 2018

Review of "Warm Bodies: A Zombie Novel" by Isaac Marion



This story takes place in a future world where zombies roam and humans live in protected enclaves. "R" - who's a zombie - kills a young man named Perry and eats his brain.



This causes R to absorb Perry's memories and emotions and to develop feelings for Perry's girlfriend Julie.



A lot of the story takes place inside R's head where R has a continuing dialog with Perry and talks about his thoughts and feelings as he falls in love with Julie. Inevitably R becomes more and more human.



The story also contains the usual conflicts between humans and zombies, fights and killing, etc.



Though I cared about the characters I thought the book was slow-moving and boring and I had a hard time getting through it.

In this case I thought the movie adaptation was better than the book because the film had more action and less introspection.

Movie poster for 'Warm Bodies'


Rating: 2 stars

Monday, October 15, 2018

Review of "Raspberry Danish Murder: A Hannah Swenson Mystery with Recipes!" by Joanne Fluke



In this 22nd book in the 'Hannah Swensen' series, Hannah investigates the death of a television station employee. The book can be read as a standalone, but familiarity with the characters is a bonus.

Warning: If you haven't kept up with the series this review will contain a minor spoiler.

*****

Hannah Swenson, owner of 'The Cookie Jar' confectionary in Lake Eden, Minnesota, is a talented baker and experienced amateur detective.



As the story opens, Hannah's new husband, Ross Barton, has disappeared, taking nothing but his condominium keys.



The police - and Hannah - are looking for Ross, but have no clues as to why he left or where he went. The mystery only deepens when Hannah pays a routine visit to the bank and makes a startling discovery.

Shortly after Ross vanishes, his assistant at KCOW-TV, P.K. Aylesworth, is poisoned by chocolates left on Ross's desk....which P.K. has been using. The police don't know whether Ross or P.K. was the intended victim, but P.K. is dead - so the official investigation centers on him.



Hannah and her sister Michelle take up the cudgel as well, and make inquiries about P.K.'s co-workers, family, girlfriend, etc.....to see who might have wanted him dead.

In between her sleuthing activities, Hannah is running her bakery; testing new recipes with Michelle.....



.....having her former boyfriends (and current best buddies) dentist Norman.....



.....and police detective Mike over to dinner;



going to restaurants with Norman and Michelle; worrying about her cat Moishe - who's sleeping more than usual; getting Michelle a reliable used car; manning a cookie booth at the 'Holiday Gift Convention'; and more.

That's the gist of the story, which takes up about half the book. The other half of the book is composed of recipes - for cookies, pastries, and savory foods (see below). I like recipes in novels, but this book has too many.....and it feels like serious padding.

I have other issues with the book as well: much of the dialogue is stilted and unnatural; there are excessive descriptions of common things - like traveler's checks, yearbooks, and safe deposit boxes - that most people are familiar with; and Hannah and Michelle would have to be in the gym for half their lives to work off all the cookies they eat.

Cookies for breakfast; cookies for snacks; cookies for dessert; and frequent cookie-tasting to try out new recipes. This would put the average person into sugar shock! And anyone who drank as much coffee as these folks would never fall asleep.



My biggest problem, however, is with Hannah's demeanor. Considering that her husband Ross is missing, Hannah is unusually cheerful, happy, and busy.....when I would expect her to be sad, depressed and worried. One could almost imagine that Hannah is happy Ross is gone (and maybe she is 😉).

This book seems out of sync with previous novels in the series, and I wonder if a ghostwriter was involved. Still, I'd recommend the book to devoted Hannah Swenson fans, and to people interested in the recipes, which sound yummy.

Partial list of recipes in the book:
Raspberry Danish
Cherry Chocolate Bar Cookies
Pineapple Crunch Cookies
Light Fandango Cookies
Mixed Berry Muffins
Blueberry Shortbread Bar Cookies
Pineapple Raisin Whippersnapper Cookies
Ultimate Fudgy Chocolate Bundt Cake
Upside Down Pear Coffee Cake
Maple Crunch Cookies
Sweet and Salty Strawberry Bar Cookies
Chocolate Cashew Bar Cookies
Butterscotch Marshmallow Bar Cookies
Chocolate Caramel Bar Cookies
Piccadilly Mini Cheese Muffins
Omelet Squares
Jambalaya
Pizza Dip (appetizer)
Asparagus Rolls


Raspberry Danish


Pineapple Crunch Cookies


Mixed Berry Muffins


Ultimate Fudgy Chocolate Bundt Cake


Maple Crunch Cookies


Chocolate Cashew Bar Cookies


Piccadilly Mini Cheese Muffins 


Omelet Squares


Pizza Dip (appetizer)


Asparagus Rolls


Rating: 3 stars

Sunday, October 14, 2018

Review of "The Astronaut's Wives Club" by Lily Koppel


The Original Mercury 7 Astronauts


When the U.S. space program went into high gear in 1959 the original Mercury 7 astronauts were a sensation. People wanted to know about them and their families - and their lives were avidly followed by the public. Life Magazine paid for exclusive access to the 'astrofamilies' and articles and photos were published to accompany each space flight.








In time, the wives formed the 'Astronauts Wives Club' - for friendship, advice, help, and support during stressful times. Eventually the club also came to include the astrowives of the Gemini and Apollo projects - a total of 30 women.




The women needed each other because being an astrowife could be stressful indeed. Separated from their husbands for long periods while the men trained at Cape Canaveral, the wives had to take care of their homes and children by themselves. No matter what, the ladies had to keep up the appearance of a blissful home so their husbands would get plum flight assignments; the public wanted to see happy families. This façade became especially difficult to maintain because the celebrity astronauts attracted women like magnets and infidelity was rampant (a fact which NASA apparently was aware of).









In addition, the space program was inherently dangerous, and a number of astronauts lost their lives. Each space flight had a real threat of death hanging over it, and - to cope - some of the wives were driven to chain-smoking and drinking. Through it all the astrowives formed lasting friendships with each other, and were immediately there if tragedy struck - bringing food, comfort, and company.

Of course there was an upside to being an astrofamily as well. They were able to build lovely homes at cost and they could travel and stay in expensive hotels for practically nothing. The families got fancy cars and gifts of every description from corporations and department stores. They also met presidents, foreign dignitaries, movie stars, and so on. And some of the astrowives got to hobnob with first ladies, get tours of the white house, and borrow evening gowns. Those were heady times for sure.


















There are so many astrowives mentioned in the book that it's almost impossible to remember who's who. Still, we get the impression these were mostly well-educated, talented, capable women - though many went unfulfilled (in my opinion) by being coerced by circumstances to accept 'housewife' status. (These were the days before women's lib.)

Eventually, the stress of their lives became too much and most of the astrocouples divorced. The author reports that of the original 30 astrocouples, 7 remained together. Some of the wives then suffered from depression while others went on to establish careers and blossom in other ways.

The story is well-written and provides a fascinating view of the space program from the perspective of the astronauts families. Good book.

Rating: 4 stars